Visual BASIC: The Proposal

Option Explicit

Dim time As Long
Dim life As Short
Dim you As Single
Dim I As Single
Dim us As Double

While time > life
   If us = you And I Then
      Set life = New beginning
   Else
      Call Me
      For time = Now() To life < time
         While you Or I
            Wait
            life = life + time
         Loop
      Next time
      time = time + time
   End If
   If time > life Then
      Execute us
   End If
Loop

NOTES

I wrote this poem back in 1999. It likely requires a nerd to understand it, but there's more and more of us out there every year.